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102. A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.

103. A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

104. A bore is a person who brightens a room simply by leaving it.

105. A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.

106. A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.

107. A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

108. A borrowed cat catches no mice.

109. A borrowed loan should come laughing home.

110. A boss creates fear, a leader confidence.

111. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes.

112. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.

113. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions.

114. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting.

115. A BOW long bent at last waxes weak.

116. A bow long bent grows weak.

117. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

118. A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. --Ed Howe

119. A boy is a magical creature--you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. --Allan Beck

120. A boys best friend is his mother and there's no spancel stronger than her apron string.

121. A brewer's wife may drink of a fun,

122. A bribe is never a bribe. Any such transference of valuta must save face for the recipient. No matter how lavishly overpaid, civil servants everywhere are convinced that they are horribly underpaid. but all public employees have larceny in their hearts or they wouldn't be feeding at the public trough. Be careful! A public servant, having no self-respect, needs and demands a show of public respect.

123. A bribe will enter without knocking.

124. A broken friendship may be soldered, but will never be sound.

125. A broken sleeve holdeth the arm back.

126. A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.--Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlein

127. A buckle is a great addition to an old shoe

128. A budget is a planned method of worrying.

129. A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

130. A budget is something we go without to stay within.

131. A bully is always a coward.

132. A bully is as big as his fist

133. A bunch of insane necromancers?!'

134. A burden of one's own choice is not felt

135. A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. -- Alben W. Barkley

136. A burning stick, though turned to the ground, Has its flame drawn upwards.

137. A burnt child dreads the fire. --English Proverb

138. A bushel of March dust is worth a king's ransom.

139. A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.

140. A buxom widow must be either married, buried, or shut up in a convent.

141. A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

142. A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

143. A CANDLE lights others and consumes itself.

144. A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle.

145. A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

146. A careful artist doesn't need a big brush.

147. A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. -- Henry Morgan

148. A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

149. A carrion kite will never be a good hawk.

150. A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Nietzsche

151. A cat between two houses, a rabbit between two holes, the two liveliest

152. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

153. A cat has nine lives.

154. A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays.

155. A cat in gloves catches no mice.

156. A cat may go to a monastery, but she still remains a cat.--Ethiopian proverb

157. A cat may look at a king.

158. A cat playing around is normal behavior; a cat playing on your head atfour o'clock in the morning is not appropriate behavior from a human point ofview.

159. A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human.

160. A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.

161. A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it.

162. A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me

163. A cat with a straw tail keeps away from fire.

164. A catherdral, a wave of storm, a dancer's leap, never turn out to be as high as we had hoped. Marcel Proust don't change, but by and by our wishes change. Marcel Proust

165. A cat's walk: a little way and back.

166. A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knowingness.

167. A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.

168. A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

169. A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

170. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

171. A certain amount of distrust is wholesome, but not so much of others as of ourselves; neither vanity nor conceit can exist in the same atmosphere with it.

172. A change is as good as a rest

173. A change of being cannot be brought about by any rites.

174. A cheerful mind is not only disposed to be affable and obliging, but raises the same good humour in those who come within its influence. ---(ADDISON).

175. A cheerful temper is as the sunshine of Paradise. ---(EMMELINE DAVIES).

176. A child be within you for ever unborn ---Irish Curse

177. A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled. -James Baldwin

178. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

179. A child is a beam of sunlight from the Infinite and Eternal, with possibilities of virtue and vice- but as yet unstained.

180. A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --Ralph Waldo Emerson

181. A child may have too much of his mother's blessing.

182. A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. --Groucho Marx

183. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

184. A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse...and dreams of home. (Carl Burns)

185. A child will not spill on a dirty floor.

186. A chip off the old block.

187. A chip on the shoulder is too heavy a piece of baggage to carry through life.

188. A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.

189. A chord, stronger or weaker, is snapped as under in every parting, and time's busy fingers are not practised in re-splicing broken ties. Meet again you may; will it be in the same way?

190. A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.

191. A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.

192. A church debt is the devil's salary. --Henry Ward Beecher

193. A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

194. A circuit protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.

195. A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. -- Bill Vaughan

196. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together

197. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

198. A city that parleys is half gotten.

199. A civil denial is better than a rude grant.

200. A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast. -- George Herheri