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3002. Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.

3003. Any product cut to length will be too short.

3004. Any quotation that can be altered will be.

3005. Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.

3006. Any simple problem can be made insolvable if enough meetings are held to discuss it.

3007. Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

3008. Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

3009. Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearance of magic.

3010. Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.--Anon.

3011. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

3012. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

3013. Any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system.

3014. Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

3015. Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

3016. Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

3017. Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

3018. Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.

3019. Any woman is a volume if one knows how to read her.

3020. Any writer, I suppose, feels that the world into which he was born is nothing less than a conspiracy against the cultivation of his talent.--James Baldwin,

3021. Any young man with good health and a poor appetite can save up money. --J. M. Bailey

3022. Anybody can become angry--that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way--that is not within everybody's power and is not easy. -- Aristotle

3023. Anybody can die; its the coming back that's the real challenge.

3024. Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. --George Ade

3025. Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

3026. Anybody that hates children and dogs can't be all that bad.

3027. Anybody who claims that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't know the first thing about women or fractions.

3028. Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.

3029. Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist needs his head examined. - Sam Goldwyn

3030. Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or resourcefulness of a domestic plumber never got a bill from one.

3031. Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.

3032. Anybody who isoryears old has physical scars from all sorts of things, from tuberculosis to polio. It's the same with the mind. --Moses R. Kaufman

3033. Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

3034. Anybody who's walking on clouds is apt to be carried away. (Franklin P. Jones)

3035. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.

3036. Anyone can be a barbarian; it requires a terrible effort to remain a civilized man.--Leonard Sidney Woolf

3037. Anyone can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not easy.

3038. Anyone can borrow his lawn mower. It has a coin slot on it.

3039. Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.

3040. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

3041. Anyone can hate. It costs to love.

3042. Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. --Publius Syrus

3043. Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.

3044. Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

3045. Anyone entrusted with power will abuse it if not also animated with the love of truth and virtue, no matter whether he be a prince, or one of the people. -- Jean de la Fontaine

3046. Anyone has to live on top of good customs where he's settle.

3047. Anyone that goes to a psychiatrist needs their head examined.

3048. Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house.

3049. Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

3050. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

3051. Anyone who has time to look for a 4- leaf clover needs to find one.

3052. Anyone who hates dogs and kids can't be all bad.

3053. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

3054. Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind. (Woodrow Wilson).

3055. Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.

3056. Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field ofendeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

3057. Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.

3058. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

3059. Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times,definitely will.

3060. Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply dosen't know art. Wynetka Ann Reynolds

3061. Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.

3062. Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

3063. Anyone who uses the phrase easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried taking candy from a baby.

3064. Anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. --Kin Hubbard

3065. Anything bad that can happen , already has!!!

3066. Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

3067. Anything for a quiet life.

3068. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

3069. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

3070. Anything I understand I don't like.

3071. Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

3072. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

3073. Anything is possible if you wish hard enough.

3074. Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.--Richard Rosen

3075. Anything labeled NEW and/or IMPROVED isn't. The label means the price went up. The label ALL NEW, COMPLETELY NEW, or GREAT NEW means the price went way up.

3076. Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.

3077. Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything.

3078. Anything that can go wrong will.

3079. Anything that is given can be at once taken away. We have to learn never to expect anything, and when it comes it's no more than a gift on loan.from The Leavetaking

3080. Anything two--or more--people want to do is all right as long as it does no physical harm . . . the words 'moral' and immoral' [are] ridiculous when applied to sexual relations.

3081. Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets alsoif you love them enough.

3082. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

3083. Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

3084. Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. --Bertrand Russell

3085. Anytime things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

3086. Anytime you can make your S.O. happy for less than a hundred dollars - jump on it.

3087. Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

3088. Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

3089. Apathy is a sort of living oblivion. --Horace Greeley

3090. Apathy on the individual level translates into insanity at the mass level.

3091. Apathy: Never mind over don't matter.

3092. Apparel makes the man.

3093. Apparently she never heard of Mason-Dixon or she might have dawn the Line some place.

3094. Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. --Mark Twain

3095. Appear to know only this,--never to fail nor fall.

3096. Appearances are deceiving.

3097. Appearances can be deceiving

3098. Appearances often are deceiving.

3099. Applaud friends, the comedy is over. Ludwig van Beethoven, last words

3100. Applause waits on success. --Benjamin Franklin