Gay and hearty = a party
Garden hose = nose
Germaine Greer = a beer
German band = the hand
Gerry Riddle = a piddle (to urinate)
Giddy gout = a boy scout
Giddy goat = the tote (the totalisator)
Ginger beers = the ears
Ginger beer = a queer (homosexual)
Ginger meggs = legs
Ginger mick = a prick/dick (male genitals)
Goldie locks = the pox (V.D.)
Gollie wog = a dog
Gone and forgotten = rotten
Gooses neck = a cheque
Greasy mop = a cop (policeman)
Green gages = wages
Gregory Peck = the neck
Gregory Peck = a cheque
Gregory Pecks = specs (glasses)
Grey nurse = a purse
Grim and gory = a story
Grocer's cart = the heart
Groan and grunt = c--- (female genitalia)
Gungha Din = gin (drink)
Gypsie Lee = tea
Gypsie Rose Lee = to pee (urinate)