Saint Louis Blues = shoes
Saint Vitus Dance = the pants
Sandy Macnabs = the crabs (body lice)
Saucepan lids = kids
Sausage roll = a goal (VFL football to kick a goal)
Sausage and mash = cash (money)
Sealing wax = tax
Septic tank = a yank (american)
Septic tank = a yank (to masturbate)
Senator Spooner = a schooner
Shake and shiver = a river
Shire clerk = a jerk (a dill or a no-hoper)
Shower of rain = a train
Short horned steer = a beer
Silver spoon = the moon
Skin and blister = sister
Sky rocket = the pocket
Slapsie Maxie = a taxi
Slippery dip = lip ( give cheek)
Smash and grab = a cab
Snake's hiss = a piss (urinate)
Soap and water = daughter
Soft as silk = milk
Soldiers bold = cold
Spire and steeple = people
Squatter's daughter = water
Steak and kidney = Sydney
Steam tug = a pug ( a boxer/prize fighter)
Steele Rudds = spuds, potatoes
Stick of chalk = a walk
Strangle and smother = mother
Strum and stroll = the dole
Sydney Harbour = a barber