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2. Babies are god's opinion that the world should go on.

3. Babies are such a nice way to start people. --Don Herold

4. BABIES do it in their pants

5. Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; Between the cradle and the grave Lies a haircut and a shave --Samuel Hoffenstein

6. Babies speak in many languages before they find one that grown-ups understand.

7. Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.

8. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour

9. Bacchus bath drowned more men than Neptune.

10. Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

11. Bach died fromto the present.

12. Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.

13. Bachelor's fare: bread and cheese and kisses.

14. Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. --H. L. Mencken

15. Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

16. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

17. Bachelors' wives and maids' children are always well taught.

18. Bachelor's wives and old maid's children are always perfect.

19. Back may trust but belly won't. (=You can wait for clothes, but not for food.)

20. Back of every achievement is a proud wife, and a surprised mother-in-law.

21. Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!

22. Bacteria: the only culture some people have.

23. Bad artists always admire each other's work. -- Oscar Wilde

24. Bad cess to him ---Irish Curse

25. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

26. Bad conduct soils the finest ornament more than filth.

27. Bad guys will make elaborate inventions to kill the good guys, but they will never stick around to see if it works.

28. Bad is never good until worse happens. Danish Proverb

29. Bad is the best.

30. Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon.

31. Bad luck on him ---Irish Curse

32. Bad luck to kill a cat.

33. Bad men are full of repentance. --Aristotle

34. Bad men hate sin through fear of punishment; good men hate sin through their love of virtue.

35. Bad NEWS has wings.

36. Bad news travels fast.

37. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. --George Jean Nathan

38. Bad taste is a species of bad morals. --Christian Nestell Bovee

39. Baer's Quartet: What's good politics is bad economics; what's bad politics is good economics; what's good economics is bad politics; what's bad economics is good politics. - Eugene Baer (Baer also allows that it can be restated somewhat more compactly as What's good politics is bad economics and vice versa, vice versa.)

40. Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's St. Matthew Passion on a ukelele.

41. Baie pikant!

42. Bake a pie, eat a pie...

43. Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

44. Baker's Law: Misery no longer loves company, Nowadays it insists on it.

45. Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.

46. Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.

47. Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.

48. Bang, boom, pow! he hissed.Leo Rosten

49. Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

50. Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. -- Thomas Jefferson

51. Barbarism drives me wild.

52. Bare as the birch at Yule even.

53. Bare walls make giddy housewives.

54. Bare words make no bargain.

55. Bare-faced covetousness was the moving spirit of civilization from the first dawn to the present day...Selfishness is the dynamo of our economic system...which may range from mere petty greed to admirable types of self-expression.

56. Barker's Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.

57. Barking dogs don't bite people they don't know. -- Unknown

58. Barking dogs seldom bite.

59. Barnaby bright, Barnaby bright: The longest day and the shortest night. (St. Barnabas' day, II June, in Old Style reckoned longest.)

60. Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

61. Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.

62. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.--David Letterman

63. Bashfulness is an enemy to poverty.

64. Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I'm doing. Wernher von Braun

65. Basic, n.: A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

66. Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster. And if you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you.

67. Battles are always won by the man who has the greatest to lose.

68. Bbeware the fury of a patient man...

69. Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

70. Be a friend to thyself, and others will befriend thee.

71. Be a life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for. -- David Starr Jordan

72. Be a little patient. Keshi works!

73. Be a tail to lions rather than a head to jackals.

74. BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts ...)

75. Be alert, America needs more lerts.

76. Be alert. Your country needs lerts.

77. Be always more ready to forgive, than to return an injury; he that watches for an opportunity of revenge, lieth in wait against himself, and draweth down mischief on his own head.

78. Be an opener of doors for such as come afer thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

79. Be and not seem.

80. Be as you would seem to be.

81. Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity. - Horace Mann

82. Be assured that endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty. ---(RUSKIN).

83. Be assured those will be thy worst enemies, not to whom thou hast done evil, but who have done evil to thee.

84. Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.

85. Be bold! and everywhere - Be bold; Be not too bold! Yet better the excess Than the defect; better the more than less...

86. Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozey, and don't be afraid to hit the ball. Billie Jean King

87. Be brave enough to say something is good.

88. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. -- Life's Little Instruction Book

89. Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.

90. Be calm in arguing; for fierceness makes Error a fault, and truth discourtesy.

91. Be careful : The toes you step on today, just might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!

92. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. --Mark Twain

93. Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.

94. Be careful of the words you say each day, make sure each is nice and sweet, because maybe in the days ahead, there'll be some you'll have to eat.

95. Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

96. Be careful to strive after the virtue of self-restraint and to cherish far-reaching plans. Confucius

97. Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut, author

98. Be careful when you're speaking about him-you're speaking of the man he loves.

99. Be carefull about reading health books... you may die of a missprint.

100. Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul. Mark Twain