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102. Case in point: Three days ago, on a Tuesday, they had to get a window in her car fixed. It was the first thing the three of them did after she cashed her paycheck and gave them their allowance. At the car windshield repair shop there were these cheap little crappy bracelets. They didn't care what they were, they could afford them, and they each spend their respective allowance on them. They didn't even have to go to Target, Klmart,Shopko, Costco or the Mall, they were done in the automotive repair shop.

103. Cast ne'er a clout till May be out.

104. Cast no DIRT into the well that hath given you water.

105. Cast rat out the foul water till you bring in the clean.

106. Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days. --Ecclesiastes :

107. Casteth he his eye towards the clouds, findeth he not the heavens full of his wonders? looketh he down to the earth, doth not the worm proclaim Less than omnipotence could not have formed me! In the beginning the Golden Embryo arose.

108. Castles in the air cost a great deal to keep up.

109. CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock

110. Cat after kind, good mouse-hunt.

111. Cat bathing is a martial art.

112. Cat memory is a funny thing. We have a roll-over cat. It's the one we send whenever anybody needs a cat to roll over. It's a smart cat and knows other tricks. But whenever it gets stressed out on the set it just keep rolling over.

113. Cat scalded fear the cold water.

114. Cat Will after kind.

115. Cats are animals [who] know what their rights are .

116. Cats are designated friends.

117. Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

118. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

119. Cats are Nature's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.

120. Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.

121. Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many aliments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

122. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

123. Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll ion a dead fish.

124. Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.

125. Cats eat what hussies (housewives) spare. (What is niggardly saved is often squandered.)

126. Cats everywhere asleep on the bookshelves like motorized bookends.

127. Cats have nine lives. That's why semi-trailers have eighteen wheels!

128. Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

129. Cats rule and dogs drool!

130. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

131. Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.

132. Cauld kail het again. (Cold cabbage warmed up.)

133. Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.

134. Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage

135. Caution is the eldest child of wisdom.

136. Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.

137. Caveat emptor.-Let the buyer beware. (The quality of the article is his concern.) Latin fader"

138. Cease dependence on mass inspection to achieve quality.

139. Cease to think that the decrees of the gods can be changed by prayers.

140. Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.

141. Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! -- Amanda Bradley

142. Celebrate! tomorrow we may die!

143. Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent.

144. Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. Carol Burnett

145. Celebrity: A person that works hard to become famous, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

146. Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.

147. Celibacy is not hereditary.

148. Censorship is never logical but, like cancer, it is dangerous to ignore when it shows up.

149. Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself. --Potter Stewart

150. Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.

151. Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.--Jonathan Swift

152. Census Taker to Housewife: Did you ever have the measles,and, if so, how many?

153. Certain brief sentences are peerless in their ability to give one the feeling that nothing remains to be said. --Jean Rostand

154. Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks. -- Goethe

155. Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees. --Victor Hugo

156. Certainly it is heaven upon earth to have a man's mind move in charity, rest in providence, and turn upon the poles of truth. ---(BACON).

157. Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you if you don't bet, you can't win.

158. Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -- Did you ever try buying them without money?

159. Certainly, virtue is like precious odors, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed, for prosperity doth best discover vice, but adversity doth best discover virtue.

160. C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre. (It is magnificent, but it is not war.) - Marshal Pierre Bosquet observing the charge of the Light Brigade.

161. Chained and shadowed to be left behind, Nine and one thousand

162. Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years." --Simone Signoret

163. Chains of gold are stronger than chains of iron

164. Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them. -Unknown

165. Champions are rarely chosen from the ranks of the unscarred.

166. Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them--a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill. --Muhammed Ali,

167. Chance corrects us of many faults that reason would not know how to correct.

168. Chance favors only the prepared mind.

169. Chance favors the prepared mind. -- Louis Pasteur

170. Chance favours only those minds which are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

171. Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent. Euripides

172. Chance generally favors the prudent.

173. Chance happens to all, but to turn chance to account is the gift of few.

174. Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.

175. Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.

176. Chance never helps those who do not help themselves.

177. Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.--Arthur Schopenhauer

178. Change amuses the mind, yet scarcely profits.

179. Change in all things is sweet.

180. Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there.--Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

181. Change is certain. Peace is followed by disturbances; departure of evil men by their return. Such recurrences should not constitute occasions for sadness but realities for awareness, so that one may be happy in the interim.

182. Change is indubitable, whereas progress is a matter of controversy.

183. Change is inevitable, but growth is optional.

184. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

185. Change is inevitable...Change is constant.

186. Change is Inevitable.--Yiddish Proverbs

187. Change is not made without inconvenience, even from worse to better.--Richard Hooker

188. Change' is scientific, 'progress' is ethical;

189. Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.

190. Change of weather is the discourse of fools. --Thomas Fuller

191. Change starts when someone sees the next step.

192. Change your thoughts and you change your world.

193. Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong.

194. Chaos is not evil. Order is not good.

195. Chaos is the physical extension of mental thought.

196. Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.

197. Character - a reserved force which acts directly by presence, and without means.

198. Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved.

199. Character Density: the number of very weird people in the office.

200. Character is a perfectly educated will.