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402. Clones are people two.

403. Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.

404. Clothe an idea in words and it loses its freedom of movement.

405. Clothe with life the weak intent, let me be the thing I meant. --John Greenleaf Whittier

406. Clothes don't make the man, but clothes have got many a man a good job. --Herbert Harold Vreeland

407. Clothes make the man. --Latin Proverb

408. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

409. Clothes put on while running come off while running.

410. Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add colour to my sunset sky.--Rabindranath Tagor

411. Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do up there.

412. Cloudy mornings turn to clear evenings,

413. Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

414. Cluttered desk = cluttered mind empty desk = empty ______?

415. Cocaine -- the thinking man's Dristan.

416. Cocaine is god's way of telling you that you make too much money.

417. Co-existence - what the farmer does with the turkey until Thanksgiving.

418. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

419. Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

420. Cogito ergo sum. (I think, therefore I exist) - Rene Descartes

421. Cogito, ergo, sum. I think; therefore I am.

422. Cohn's Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.

423. Cold broth hot again, that loved I never; Old love renewed again, that loved I ever.

424. Cold of complexion, good of condition.

425. Cold pudding settles love.

426. Cold weather and crafty knaves come out of the north.

427. Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

428. Cold, adj.:When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.

429. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

430. Collaboration, n.: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell.

431. College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.

432. College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.

433. College isn't the place to go for ideas.

434. Collision: What happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

435. Colour blindness is a plus for making new friends

436. Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. -

437. Colvard's Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.

438. Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true when dealing with someone you're attracted to.

439. Come day, go day, God send Sunday. (The sluggard's wish.)

440. Come forth into the light of things and let nature be your teacher.--Wordsworth

441. Come into the mountains, dear friend Leave society and take no one with you But your true self Get close to nature Your everyday games will be insignificant Notice the clouds spontaneously forming patterns And try to do that with your life.

442. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

443. Come not to counsel uncalled.

444. Come see muh an' come live wid muh .... is two different t'ings. I prove dat.

445. Come to the edge, he said. They said, We are afraid. Come to the edge, he said. They came. He pushed them, And they flew.

446. Come up and see me sometime when I've nothing but the wireless on.

447. Come with me to the Winged Isle-- Northern father's Western child Where the Dance of Ages is playing still through far marches of Acres Wild.

448. Come with the WIND, go with the water.

449. Come, let us go. Let us leave this festering hellhole. Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.--Dirk Gently

450. Come, let us make love deathless, thou and I.

451. Come, Resignation, spirit meek, ---And let me kiss thy placid cheek, ---And read in thy pale eye serene ---Their blessing, who by faith can wean ---Their hearts from sense, and learn to love ---God only, and the joys above. ---(KEBLE).

452. Come, Sleep: O Sleep! the certain knot of peace, The baiting place of wit, the balm of woe, The poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release, The indifferent judge between the high and low.

453. Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

454. Comedy is tragedy plus time.

455. Comfortable apartment. Short walk to beach. Affordable germs.Leo Rosten

456. Coming together is a beginning, Staying together is progress,

457. Command your man and do it yourself.

458. Command, n.: Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the human feel as if he is in control.

459. Comment is free but facts are sacred. --Charles P. Scott

460. Comments made about someone might as well have been said by that person.

461. Commerce is the school of cheating."-- Vauvenargues

462. Commitment, n.:Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.

463. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

464. Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary.

465. Committee: The unwilling, selected from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

466. Common fame is a common liar,

467. Common fame is seldom to blame.

468. Common iron sheds and columns of wood are good enough for a colony like this. - Commissioner John Thomas Bigge Advice on suitable buildings for Sydney

469. Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

470. Common sense and nature will do a lot to make the pilgrimage of life not too difficult. --W. Somerset Maugham

471. Common sense goes further than a lot of learning.

472. Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

473. Common sense is an after effect of years of philosophical scar tissue.

474. Common sense is compelled to make its way without the enthusiasm of anyone. --Ed Howe

475. Common sense is genius in homespun. --Alfred North Whitehead

476. Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education. --Victor Hugo

477. Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. --Josh Billings

478. Common sense is only a modification of talent. Genius is an exaltation of it. The difference is, therefore, in degree, not nature. --Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

479. Common sense is perhaps th most equally divided, but surely the most underemployed, talent in the world. Christiane Collage

480. Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen.

481. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

482. Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. --Josh Billings

483. Common sense is very uncommon. --Horace Greeley

484. Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it. --Anon

485. Common sense isn't.

486. Common sense. The phrase is self-contradictory. Good Sense is never common.

487. Commonplace minds usually condemn what is beyond the reach of their understanding. --François de La Rochefoucauld

488. Communes don't work and will NEVER work.

489. Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess.

490. Communism destroys democracy.

491. Communism has nothing to do with love. Communism is an excellent hammer which we use to destroy our enemy. --Mao Tse-Tung

492. Communism is a society where each one works according to his abilities and gets according to his needs. --Pierre Joseph Proudhon

493. Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity--in short, of tyranny--and it is committed to making tyranny universal. --AdlaiE. Stevenson

494. Communism is the death of the soul. It is the organization of total conformity - in short, of tyranny - and it is committed to making tyranny universal.

495. Communism means barbarism. --James Russell Lowell

496. Communism possesses a language which every people can understand--its elements are hunger, envy, and death. --Heinrich Heine

497. Comparing information and knowledge is like asking whether the fatness of a pig is more or less green than the designated hitter rule.

498. Comparisons are odious.

499. Compassion comes from within, but can only be seen when given to another

500. Compassion is the basis of all morality.