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501. Do proper homage to thine idol's eyes; But not too humbly, or she will despise Thee and thy suit, though told in moving tropes; Disguise even tenderness, if thou art wise.

502. Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.--Dale Carnegie

503. Do the important, not the urgent.

504. Do the likeliest and hope the best.

505. Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

506. Do unto me as you would have liked to do unto others.

507. Do unto others as they've done to you

508. Do unto others as though you were the other.

509. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

510. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Sure. You wouldn't want any condescending bullshit, either.

511. Do unto others before they undo you.

512. Do unto others, then run.

513. Do well and have well.

514. Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

515. Do what good thou canst unknown, and be not vain of what ought rather to be felt than seen. --William Penn

516. Do what thou oughtest and come what can come.

517. Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. Theodore Roosevelt

518. Do what you feel in your heart to be rightfor you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't. Eleanor Rooseveldt

519. Do witches run spell checkers?

520. Do wrong once and you'll never hear the end of it.

521. Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?

522. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

523. Do you belive in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?' 'I'm not sure man needs the help.'

524. Do you guys know where we can get a car? Or a really fast horse that can carry twelve people?

525. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well .... yes and no.

526. Do you know on this one block you can buy croissants in five different places?? There's one store called Bonjour Croissant. It makes me want to go to Paris and open a store called Hello Toast. - Fran Lebowitz

527. Do you know that the ready concession of minor points is a part of the grace of life? -- Henry Harland

528. Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. -- George Bernard Shaw

529. Do you know what the death rate around here is?
530. One per person.

531. Do you pray for the Senators, Dr. Hale?" someone asked the chaplain. "No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country." --Edward Everett Hale

532. Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

533. Do you want to trace your family tree? Run for public office. Patricia H. Vance

534. Do you wish men to speak well of you? Then never speak well of yourself.

535. Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?

536. Do, or do not. There is no try.

537. Doctor: The only person that enjoys poor health.

538. Doctors are men who prescribe medicine of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of which they know nothing.-- Voltaire

539. Doctors prescribe medicine of which they know little to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of which they know nothing.

540. Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

541. Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.

542. Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?

543. Does fuzzy logic tickle?

544. Does living take a lot of your time? --Loesje

545. Does the road wind up-hill all the way? Yes, to the very end. Will the day's journey take the whole long day? From morn to night, my friend.

546. Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?

547. Does your back go out more than you do?

548. Dog does not eat dog.

549. Dogma does not mean the absence of thought but the end of thought. -- Chesterton.

550. Dogmatism is puppyism come to its full growth.

551. Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. -- Leo Rosten

552. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

553. Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.

554. Dogs bark as they are bred.

555. Dogs bark before they bite.

556. Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God.

557. Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you. Mary Bly

558. Dogs eat. Cats dine.

559. Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

560. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate in their object-relations.

561. Dogs that bark at a distance never bite.

562. Dogs wag their tails not so much in love to you as to your bread.

563. Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.

564. Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. -- Steuart H. Britt

565. Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius.

566. Doing good is the only certainly happy action of a man's life. ---(SIR PHILIP SYDNEY).

567. Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can't stop and rest.

568. Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a break.

569. Doing what's right isn't the problem. It's knowing what's right. -- Lyndon B. Johnson

570. Donald Duck isn't all he's quacked up to be.

571. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

572. Don't agonize. Organize. Florynce Kennedy

573. Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it.

574. Don't ask a man for a vow. If he has integrity that's enough. If he lacks integrity, no vow can hold him.

575. Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut. Daniel Greenberg

576. Don't be a pain in the neck. Someone may get a lower opinion of you.

577. Don't be afraid of growing slowly, be afraid of standing still.

578. Don't be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. (Hopi)

579. Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. Dale Carnegie

580. Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. --William Lloyd George

581. Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps.David Lloyd George

582. Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. Grace Hansen

583. Don't be an agnostic--be something. -- Robert Frost

584. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

585. Don't be ever in court or a castle without a woman to make your excuse

586. Don't be greedy!

587. Don't be humble, you're not that great.

588. Don't be ignorant your whole life, take a day off.

589. Don't be in the sun without a hat either in August or in January.

590. Don't be limited by your management.

591. Don't be mad about growing old, some aren't that lucky.

592. Don't be out in the sun without a hat, either in August or in January.

593. Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened

594. Don't be sexist; broads hate that!

595. Don't be so humble. You're not that great. Golda Meir

596. Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when the rain comes.

597. Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

598. Don't be the first to use it: pioneers live in mud huts.

599. Don't be too liberal at the country party or you'll wind up in Labor.

600. Don't be too sweet lest you be eaten up; don't be too bitter lest you be spewed out. Jewish Proverb


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