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102. Education is learning a lot about how little you know.

103. Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.--William Yeats

104. Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.

105. Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.

106. Education is that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. --Ambrose Bierce

107. Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. -Robert Frost

108. Education is the best provision for old age.

109. Education is the cheap defence of nations.

110. Education is the fire-proofer of emotions. --Frank Crane

111. Education is the instruction of the intellect in the laws of Nature.

112. Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. --Gilbert K. Chesterton

113. Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat. --Martin H. Fischer

114. Education is the transmission of civilization.

115. Education is too important to be left solely to the educators. --Francis Keppel

116. Education is what survives when what has been learned had been forgotten.

117. Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.

118. Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

119. Education is what you get from reading the small print; experience is what you get from not reading it.

120. Education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.

121. Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave.

122. Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.

123. Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. --Henry Peter Brougham

124. Education should include knowledge of what to do with it.

125. Education with inert ideas is not only useless; it is above all things harmful.

126. Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men,--the balance-wheel of the social machinery. --Horace Mann

127. Education: A debt due from present to future generations.

128. Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the fool their lack of understanding.

129. Education: What is left after you have forgotten everything you've been taught.

130. Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

131. E'en for the dead I will not bind my soul to grief; ---Death cannot long divide. ---For is it not as though the rose ---That climbed my garden wall ---Had blossomed on the other side? ---Death cloth hide-but not divide. ---Thou art but on Christ's other side. --- Thou art with Christ, and Christ with me- ---In Christ united still we be. ---(CHESTERFIELD).

132. Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. --Jose Ortega y Gasset

133. Effort only fully releases its reward after a person refuses to quit. -- Napoleon Hill

134. Eggnog is a traditional holiday drink invented by the English. Many people wonder where the word eggnog comes from. The first syllable comes from the English word egg, meaning egg. I don't know where the nog comes from.

135. Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in themselves than in me.

136. Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity. --L.A. Safian

137. Egotism is the anaesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

138. Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.

139. Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.--Frank Leahy, Notre Dame football coach Look magazine January 10, 1955

140. Egotism is the drug that soothes the pain of stupidity.

141. Egotist, n.: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.

142. Eight lives for the men and nine for the women

143. Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.

144. Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

145. Eighty percent of married men cheat in Australia. The rest cheat in Europe.

146. Einstein said `We'll use rocks on the other side'.

147. Either a feast or a fast.

148. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

149. Either I will find a way, or I will make one. --Philip Sidney

150. Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

151. Either its over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want, or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

152. Either say something better than silence or else keep silent.

153. Either the wallpaper goes or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, last words

154. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

155. Ejukashun never dun me no good.

156. Electricians don't wear shorts. They just fix them.

157. Electrocution, n.: Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.

158. Electronic Mail: For when you absolutely, positively, have to lose important documents at the speed of light.--Anon.

159. Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.

160. Elevators smell different to midgets

161. Eli Whitney's last words: Keep your hands off my cotton pickin' gin.

162. Eliminate slogans, exhortations, and numerical targets.

163. Eliminate work standards (quotas) and management by objective.

164. Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog. -- Bob Dole, on the Today Show, describing life after the elections, 1997

165. Eloquence - The art of saying things in such a way that those to whom we speak may listen to them with pleasure.

166. Eloquence consists in making the speech comprehensible to the multitude and agreeable to the learned.

167. Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.

168. Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

169. Eloquence is the poetry of prose.

170. Eloquence is to the sublime what the part is to the whole.

171. Else teeth so she won't eat between meals.

172. Elves. Can't live with 'em, and there's no resale value.

173. Emanation is the Resulting displayed from the Unresulting, the Finite from the Infinite, the Manifold and Composite from the Perfect Single and Simple, Potentiality from the which is Infinite Power and Act, the mobile from that which is perennially permanent; and therefore in a more imperfect and diminished mode than His Infinite Perfection is.

174. Emersons' Law of Contrariness: Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. Having found them, we shall then hate them for it.

175. Emotion is the surest arbiter of a poetic choice, and it is the priest of all supreme unions in the mind.--Max Eastman

176. Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness.--John Sterling

177. Emotions will make you blind.

178. Employ thy time well if thou meanest to get leisure. Benjamin Franklin

179. Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure. -- Benjamin Franklin

180. Emptiness is filling me, to the point of agony

181. Empty triangles are bad.

182. Empty vessels make the most sound (or noise.)

183. Encyclopedia Salesmen: Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.

184. Endless money forms the sinews of war.

185. Endurance is nobler than strength, and patience than beauty.

186. Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endures that the final victory comes.

187. Endurance is patience concentrated.

188. Endurance is the secret of life

189. Endurance, foresight, strength and skill.

190. Enemas really put the wind up me.

191. Energy and persistence conquer all thing.

192. Energy and persistence will conquer all things.

193. Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.

194. England expects that every man will do his duty.

195. England has saved herself by her exertions, and will, I trust, save Europe by her example. - William Pitt, British PM at Lord Mayor's Banquet

196. England is the paradise of women, the hell of horses, and the purgatory of servants.

197. English Professor

198. Enhance and intensify one's vision of that synthes is of truth and beauty which is the highest and deepest reality.

199. Enjoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.--Wanda Hope Carter

200. Enjoy the pleasures of old age -- as long as you are young.