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302. God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined. -- Saint Augustine

303. God is neither the object of sense, nor subject to passion, but invisible, only intelligible, and supremely intelligent. In His body He is like the light, and in His soul He resembles truth. He is the universal spirit that pervades and diffuses itself over all nature...He is the Reason, the Life, the Motion of all being.

304. God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done. -- Harry Emerson Fosdick

305. God is not dead. He is alive and working on a much less ambitious project.

306. God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. (Kelly Sparks)

307. God is not to be worshipped with sacrifices and blood; for what pleasure can He have in the slaughter of the innocent? but rather with a pure mind, a good and honest purpose. Temples are not to be built for Him with stones piled high; God is to be consecrated in the breast of each.

308. God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnibenevolent- it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash only, and in small bills.

309. God is real, unless declared an integer

310. God is real, unless declared integer.

311. God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He just goes on trying other things.

312. God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.

313. God is something different to everyone. To a preacher He is a higher power. To a selfish man it is himself.

314. God is subtle but not malicious.

315. God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse. -- Plutarch

316. God is the light of the heaven and the earth. -- Islam

317. God is the perfect poet, Who in his person acts his own creations.

318. God is the poet, men are but the actors.

319. God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is.

320. God is too kind to do anything cruel; too wise to make a mistake; too deep to explain Himself.

321. God is truth and light his shadow.

322. God looks with favor at pure, not full, hands.

323. God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.

324. God loves you right where you are but he doesn't want to leave you there. (Max Lucado)

325. God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through. --Paul Valery

326. God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.

327. God made relatives -- thank God we can choose our friends.

328. God made the country and man made the town. -- William Cowper

329. God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

330. God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.

331. God makes and apparel shapes, but it is money that finishes the man.

332. God may be subtle, but He isn't mean.

333. God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.

334. God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.

335. God might even provide a heaven . . . we need [Him] for that. Hell we can make for ourselves.

336. God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform; He plants his footsteps in the sea And rides upon the storm.

337. God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform; He plants his footsteps in the sea, And rides upon the storm. --William Cowper

338. God never built a Christian strong enough to carry today's duties and tomorrow's anxieties piled on the top of them. --Theodore Ledyard Cuyler

339. God never made His work for man to mend. -- John Dryden

340. God never occurs to you in person but always in action.

341. God never said it would be easy .... He just said He would go with me. (J.G. Holland)

342. God never sends mouths but he sends meat.

343. God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgetfulness. --Henry Ward Beecher

344. God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility, not to enjoy privileges.

345. God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday,Wednesday,and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday,Thursday, and Saturday.

346. God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villares

347. God send me a friend that may tell me of my faults; if not, an enemy, and he will.

348. God send you joy, for sorrow will come fast enough.

349. God sends cold after clothes.(He supplies men according to their needs).

350. God sends fortune to fools,

351. God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.

352. God sends us meat, the devil sends us cooks. -- Proverb

353. God sent his Singers upon earth With songs of sadness and of mirth, That they might touch the hearts of men, And bring them back to heaven again.

354. God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.

355. God tempers the wind to the shorn lamb.

356. God will be easily reconciled to us, if we be reconciled to each other. ---(CICERO).

357. God will be present, whether asked or not. Latin Proverb

358. God will supply all your real needs.

359. God works in many ways His wonders to perform." But He's not a skillful mechanic. A man drived over a cliff and "by a miracle" he only breaks his back. It would be more divine if he were a better driver and stayed on the road. --Paul Goodman

360. God works wonders now and then; Behold! a Lawyer, an honest Man!

361. God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach. -- Heywood Broun

362. God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. (Reinhold Niebuhr)

363. God-damned vampire vigilantes.

364. God's finger touched him, and he slept. --Alfred, Lord Tennyson

365. Gods have feet of clay. and all I have seen are swindles: First, to benefit the shamans; Second to benefit the kings; and third to benefit the shamans.

366. God's last name is not "Dammit"

367. God's mill grinds slow but sure.

368. God's providence is on the side of clear heads. --Henry Ward Beecher

369. God's retirement plan is out of this world

370. Goebel's Law Of Computer Support: Troubleshooting a computer over the telephone is like having sex through a hole in a board fence. It can be done, but it is neither EASY nor PLEASANT.

371. Goebel's Law Of Intellectual Obscurity: What fun is it to be an expert if you make yourself easy to understand?

372. Goebel's Law Of Product Introductions: A future product release date does NOT say when a product will be introduced. All it says it that you don't have a chance in HELL of seeing it before that time.

373. Goebel's Law Of Software Compatibility: A statement of absolute functional equivalence made in bold print followed by several pages of qualifications in fine.

374. Goebel's Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's worth the effort.

375. Goebel's Observation On Utopia: If everyone believed in Peace, they would immediately begin fighting over the best way to achieve it.

376. Goebel's Second Law Of Useless Difficulty: The fastest way to get something done is to determine that it isn't worth doing.

377. Goebel's Theorem Of Software Schedules: Always multiply a software schedule by pi. This is because you think you're going in a straight line but always end up going full circle.

378. Going in is not the same as going out

379. Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

380. Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.

381. Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

382. Going to the showers is the best part of the game.--Jubal in Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A Heinlein

383. Gold begets in brethren hate; Gold in families debate; Gold does friendship separate; Gold does civil wars create.

384. Gold glitters most where virtue shines no more, as stars from absent suns have leave to shine.

385. Gold goes in at any gate except heaven's.

386. Gold has worked down from Alexander's time ... When something holds good for two thousand years I do not believe it can be so because of prejudice or mistaken theory. -- Bernard M. Baruch

387. Gold is the devil's fishhook.

388. Gold is tried by fire, brave men by adversity.

389. GOLD is tried in the fire.

390. Gold like the sun, which melts wax, but hardens clay, expands great souls. -- Antoine Rivarol

391. Gold will be slave or master. -- Horace

392. Gold will never get rusty. --Yiddish proverb

393. Gold, like the sun, which melts wax and hardens clay, expands great souls and contracts bad hearts.

394. Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.

395. Golden dishes will never turn black.--Yiddish proverb

396. Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

397. Golden slumbers kiss your eyes, Smiles awake you when you rise.--Thomas Dekker (1577-1632), the Comedy of Patient Grissil

398. Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

399. Gold's father is dirt, yet it regards itself as noble. -- Yiddish Proverb

400. Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly