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2. A bad conscience has a very good memory

3. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out

4. A good example is the best sermon

5. A hard thing about business is minding your own

6. A job worth doing is worth complaining about.

7. A job worth doing is worth obsessing over.

8. A Journey of 1,000 miles begins with a call to your auto club.

9. A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice

10. A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits

11. A small leak can sink a great ship

12. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks

13. A smooth sea never made a skilful sailor

14. A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out

15. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often

16. Ain't no woman like the One Eyed Goat

17. All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.

18. Am I getting smart with you?....how would you know?

19. An atheist is a person who has no visible means of support

20. And, lo, I say to you, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it was well greased first.

21. Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay

22. Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.

23. Been there, done that, got the T shirt.

24. Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image

25. Being Politically Correct means Always Having to Say You're Sorry.

26. Birds have bills too, and they keep on singing

27. Break a bad habit - drop it

28. By failing to prepare we prepare to fail

29. Caution is not cowardly. Carelessness is not courage

30. Children need more models than critics

31. Choosing the lesser of two evils, is still choosing evil.

32. Clean, dependable, hard working....good god what kind of monster have I become?

33. Did you know that Friday the 13th comes on a Tuesday this month?

34. Dieters - People that are thick and tired of it

35. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way

36. Discretion is the better part of velour.

37. Do or Do not. There is no try! -- Yoga

38. Do unto others, then run.

39. Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?

40. Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?

41. Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God.

42. Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.

43. Don't learn safety rules simply by accident

44. Don't you just hate rhetorical questions?

45. Everyone has 20/20 hindsight

46. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

47. Excuse me, but my karma just ran over your dogma

48. Failure is the path of least persistence

49. Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death

50. Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam

51. Formality breeds contempt.

52. Friend - One who knows all about you and likes you just the same

53. Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them

54. God's last name is not "Dammit"

55. God's retirement plan is out of this world

56. Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving!

57. Hard work has a future pay off. Laziness pays off NOW!

58. Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough

59. Having a sharp tongue will cut your throat

60. He ended the job as he began it: fired with enthusiasm.

61. He who dies with the most toys, still dies.

62. He who forgives ends the quarrel

63. He who is not busy being born is busy dying.

64. He who laughs last thinks Slowest!

65. He who steals my quotes, steals trash. But he who steals my entire will get flamed.

66. He who throws mud loses ground

67. Heaviest thing to carry - a grudge

68. He's dead Jim.. you grad his wallet, I'll grab his Tricorder

69. Hookt On Fonicks Werked Four Me!

70. Hug your kids at home - belt them in the car

71. Human beings were invented by water as a means of transporting itself from one place to another.

72. I am Woman. I am Invincible. I am Tired.

73. I cannot be bought... but I can be rented.

74. I don't believe in the afterlife but I am taking along a change of underwear just in case.

75. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

76. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

77. I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

78. I have always thought Klingons would be all right with some GOOD stress reduction therapy!

79. I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

80. I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

81. I looked into their eyes and do you know what I saw? The smell of death.

82. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

83. I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

84. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

85. I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

86. I yell because I care.

87. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

88. Ideas won't work unless you do

89. If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it.

90. If I had know I'd live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

91. If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?

92. If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does it stick to the pan?

93. If others have sinned you need not mention it

94. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

95. If the going gets easy you may be going downhill

96. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

97. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

98. If you can laugh at it then you can live with it

99. If you don't care where you're going any road will get you there

100. If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it

101. If you see a turtle sitting on a stump, you'll know he didn't get there by himself.

102. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep

103. I'm not having hot flashes, I'm having power surges!

104. I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.

105. I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.

106. Indecision is the key to flexibility.

107. Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.

108. It's tough to get reallocated when you're the one who's redundant.

109. It is much easier to apologise than to ask permission.

110. It is much easier to be critical than to be correct

111. It is no crime not to be perfect

112. It's a magical world, Hobbes, Ol'Buddy...let's go exploring!

113. It's an unthankful job but I've got lots of Karma to burn off.

114. It's gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.

115. It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it

116. It's obvious you won't survive by your wits alone.

117. It's wrong to get so involved in making a living you forget to make a life.

118. Jumping to conclusions can be a bad exercise

119. Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

120. Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

121. Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

122. Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

123. Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind see

124. Life is God's way of preserving meat.

125. Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

126. Life is not so much a matter of position as of disposition

127. Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.